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Monday 19 October 2015

Don’t Panic But A UFO Has Just Crash Landed In West London

Don't panic, but a UFO has just crash landed in West London
Even aliens can’t cope with London traffic – as one of their craft was found on fire at a junction in Kingston, Greater London.
There was no sign of the little green men inside, who may still be at large in suburbia, possibly armed with anal probes.
At least that’s one explanation offered by Kingston Police, who say, ‘Last night at around midnight a concerned member of the public called us on 999 stating that there was an unknown item on fire in the middle of the road.


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‘Officers from Emergency Response Team A were dispatched along with the London Fire Brigade. When the arrived on scene they couldn’t


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